Saturday, May 31, 2008

The wait is over!!!

Last night Spring Break Nicki and I joined the rest of the women around the world to view the premiere of the Sex and The City movie. I felt like I had waited my whole entire life for this!!!!!!! I'm not much of a movie girl to start, my idea of a good movie is laying in bed on a sunday and watching lifetime specials all day. But for Carrie Bradshaw and the rest of the ladies of Sex and The City I braved the crazy lines, fandangoed my tickets and crossed a bridge just to be a part of the craze!!! It was all worth every penny. I'm not going to give away any juicy details for those of you who have not been out to see it yet but I will leave you with this classic quote from the movie.... "Love is one label that never goes out of style" - Carrie Bradshaw

Friday, May 30, 2008

Cons made it to TRL!!!!!

It was a good week for Mr.Consequence!!! This past tuesday he completed the video for "Disperse" spent his entire week with me and made his way to TRL!!!!! The Good,The Bad, The Ugly debuted yesterday May 29th and I couldn't be happier for him! Hard work truly does pay off!!!!!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

What Not To Do on Vacation

I think the title is self explanatory.... but when you see couples like this just know this....someone here is definitly taking cock and balls at the same time.

White Girl Tip of the Week

Never leave your appliances around chicks who don't like you, or you may end up like the bitch who got her blowdryer dumped in the toliet bowl.

xoxo Jen the Pen

The lovely ladies of Sex and The City

Is Tyra the new queen of daytime television?

Supermodel-turned-talk-show-host Tyra Banks takes the cover of the latest issue of The New York Times Magazine.

The cover story profiles Tyra’s “275 smiles from ‘angry but still smiling’ to ‘flirting with boyfriend.’”

There’s Martha. There’s Oprah. And now there’s Tyra.

Is Ms. Banks the next big female branded self?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

My weekend with the Gunit Fam!

Somethings I learned on My G-Unit Weekend:

-50 got rid of ALLLLLL his tatoos, including the mural on his back. Crazy right? Well when I asked him why he said, that 1 he is not going to be taking off his shirt anymore, and since he is going to be focusing on movies that the cover up process is too extensive. He said it took 6 months and 3 laser sessions. Some of his skin just looked a little burned, but for the most part was clear.

-50 was wearing a wedding band, which when I asked him what he was for he said a "movie role" but I am a little skeptical about that?

-Rocsi (106 & Park) is a industry jumpoff, lol.....well after her slandering comments dissing 50 and the G-Unit click, her bedroom behaviors have came to the surface which do include some G-Unit folk :-)

-Tony Yayo got harrassed at the Car Wash on his way to radio on Saturday, scroll to yesterday to see the video where he explains the story

-Lloyd Banks just bought another lamborghini....just thought i would add that since everyone apparently thinks they are sinking

The 50 cent bloggermercial

My memorial day weekend jumped off with the boys of Gunit gracing us with their presence up at Shade 45 check back tomorrow for all the pics and another special bloggermercial!

WTF Moment!!!

Today Mariah Carey threw the first pitch at the start of a Japanese professional baseball game between the Yomiuri Giants and the Rakuten Eagles at Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan. But my question is this... Who the fuck had the bright idea to let this chick come out on the field with stilletos and a belly shirt on to throw a ball????????????

White Girl Song of the Week

It's official the summer is definitly upon us, so what better way to bring it in then with this classic Jersey Shore jam! We white people flock to places like Belmar, N.J. and Point Pleasant for some fun in the sun and non stop beer guzzling all while listening to music like this! Welcome to my world every summer!

Love Is Gone - David Guetta

Saturday May 31, 2008 7:40pm

Is the date I will be seeing "Sex And The City" the movie. Some friends of mine attended the premiere of the movie last night at Radio City, I couldn't make it cause I was living my double life as a "Personal Assistant/"fashion stylist" to Consequence for the "Disperse"video. So I will be rallying with the common folk to the theater this weekend to check my girls Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, & Miranda deliver the long awaiting movie version of their hit show. My suggestion to you all is to buy your tickets NOW, go to FANDANGO.COM for local listings and to purchase them.

This should be magical :-)

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Drama At The Car Wash

I taped this video at the show on Saturday, the guys from G-Unit all came up to the show to dicuss the new album and all other sorts of topics...including this one where Tayo talks about on his way to show how to got harrassed by the police at the Car Wash, check it out.

More to come from my G-Unit Memorial Day Weekend!

Lesbian Love

So even though after numerous denials of the story. It looks like Michael Lohan, Lindsay's dad is confirming she is in fact in a lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson. Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells in an e-mail their relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false."

His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."

Michael — who volunteers for a Christian-based rehab organization — couldn't help but take a swipe at his ex Dina (who just debuted her new E! reality show).

"Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't," Michael says. "I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids.

"But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

"But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!"

U Nasty Girl U Nasty!

So a sex tape has "leaked" from Shay "Buckey" Johnson who you might remember from Flavor of Love 2 and Charm School. I had my doubts it was her until her monotone voice at the end gave it away. Anyways if you care to see the yuckness that is Buckey
Click Here!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

My new bundle of joy!!!

I've added a new addition to my family and here she is my new baby Talula Belle. 

Friday, May 23, 2008

Imitation is the best form of flattery

Back in January I launched my first "Bloggermercial" right here on jenthepenbitches. Consequence and I put our great minds together and before you know it we created what has now apparently become a fad in the blogging world. Shout out to the girl herfection for reminding me how truly hot I am!
Remember where you saw it first kiddies!!!

It happened here first check out the very first Bloggermercial made by The King of Queens just for his Jen the Pen!! Look out for more bloggermercials straight from The Glow in the Dark tour! Also be sure to visit my youtube page for  the bloggermercials you may have missed!!!

Do we love it?

Ashley and new hubby Pete Wentz just arrived back from their honeymoon, Congrats to the happy couple! But what I wanna know is do we love this Louie bag?!!! It's a toss up for me

Obsessions On The Rise

On Monday night on E! two new reality shows will be launching. The first one being Denise Richards "It's Complicated" will premiere at 10pm. This show is suppossed to set the record straight on how she is not a husband stealer, she is a "good" mother, and how her life is just like anyone else's. She hit the promo brigade this week appearing on The View, Letterman etc. explaining how she only did the show so she can support her children, aside from the fact that she recieved 60,000.00 a month in child support from her baby daddy Charlie Sheen. All jokes aside, she looks amazing for approaching 40.

Followed by that will be "Living Lohan" a show that will feature famous Lindsay Lohan's mother and little sister Ali (who is nowhere as pretty as or even cute as Linds) following her dreams to be like her big sis, making music and movies. This show was also made to "set the record straight" on how their a normal family just like the rest of us. One that has an abusive husband who has been in and out of jail in the past few years. And a daughter who has been in and out of rehab in the past few years and served jail time. But hey what is normal these days?

Either way I will be tuning into these trainwrecks, and see if the records get served!

This Should Be Interesting...

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Line of the day by Spring Break Nicki

The following is a classic line from SBN in response to someone telling someone else what they can and can not do.

" What the fuck???!! What are you on Quaaludes???!!!"

Next time someone says something outlandish to you just ask them if they popped a Quaalude for the day.

Amerie is that you???


(Amerie before the transvestite took her over)

Above is a new photo of Miss. Amerie from Maxim's Hot 100 party last night in LA (thats her in the yellow), what I wanna know is where did the cute Amerie go and who is this ugly transvestite who has replaced her??

Bow Wow the Media Whore

My phone rang last night about 9ish with a 310 number, I quickly picked up and found it to be this lovely lady right here wanting to give me Jen the Pen all the inside dirt on a little rapper we like to call Bow Weezy. While we all faithfully read sites like mediatakeout, theybf and concretloop everyday, be aware that these sites are filled with big fat RUMORS. Miss Dollicia broke down the story to me and it seems that the young rapper Bow Wow is looking for all the press he can get, as corny as this sounds the boy is OBSESSED with homegirl, does internet searches daily on Dollicia to digitally place himself in photos with her, and even sends the photos directly to the sites himself with fake stories attached.
When record sales are low theres no better way to whore yourself out to the media I guess!

Stay tuned as the story continues.... I'm expecting a call today with more juicy details.

I do it for you guys!

With more and more traffic coming to my blog, I figured it was time to jump into Jenthepenadvice and see what you guys are talking about, it seems to be your're all drama free but actually took the time out to share your love for the blog and despite the huge let down in my life right now, your words have found a way to bring a smile back to my face. So once again I thank you guys for all the support!!!!   xoxo jen the pen

May 15,2008
Jen, No questions for you boo. Just want to comment on your blog. It is very entertaining and it always has stuff that i'll take time out to read. Just wanna say good work and you are funny sometimes, the stuff you say. One question tho,have you ever been cussed out with that fancy mouth of yours??Lol, it's all good. Hold it down boo. Every time I turn around your blowin up more and more. Well thanks for giving me something to do babe. Keep them hot topics comin and go to my myspace and promote your blog there. I got the whole Va in a headlock so everybody checks my page. I got hella response to one comment you left me a couple weeks ago. Now all my friends put you on their friends list. I added prolly another 100 so let them kno whats up too. Love you Jen. The King of Va

Duke Dictionary 101

Next time someone tells you that they will be "Curving" you simply know that this here my friend means they're basically dodging you. Be safe out in these streets and stay sucker free! Until next weeks installment of Duke's Dictionary!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


I read a quote once that went something like this "Life happens when you're busy making other plans." Life sure does happen at the most random times, a single photo, phone call or rumor can turn your world upside down in the matter of a moment. We find ourselves everyday making plans for our futures, our careers, our love lives and dare I say it even the plans for our unknown spouses and children. We're taught from childhood to "Plan" but never really taught what to do when our plans don't go as "planned". So we steer ourselves through this crazy so called life hoping not to mess up our "plans". But then life finds a way to sneak back up on us and disrupt these plans. So you ask yourself "What Now?" Do I walk away when the tough gets going, and leave my plan behind to then wonder what coulda, shoulda, woulda? Or do I stay and fight for what I know in my heart was a good plan? 
I'm not the most religious person but whenever my boss comes to a fork in the road, or some sort of hardship in life he asks himself first if the devil is playing a trick on him, in Christianity your taught that when bad things happen to mess up your plans to always remember the devil will try at all costs to test your character, your will power and even test your love for others. 
Life happens, seasons change, the people you thought were in it for the long haul leave and you're left to pick up the pieces to your plan, but never give up on your plan, your plans have helped to mold you into the person that stands before you. Cherish those around you that you hold dear to your heart, love hard, find it in your heart of all hearts to forgive and one thing my mommy always taught me was to listen to your heart for it will never steer you in the wrong direction.  
I unfortunately had to love, learn and lose all in one night. My plan has shifted for a moment but I keep my vision board close in perfect sight so I can't and won't let my plan get away.

Heard Em Say (Feat. Adam Levine of Maroon 5) - Kanye West

He's got cool friends!

I'm feeling quite sentimental about the independent scene the past few days and a certain entry got me a bit choked up lol, click the link below to check it out :0)
The Games Needs James

White Girl Tip of the Week

I swore to myself that I was waking up early today to get my ass back to the gym, but after a late night phone discussion with Consequence regarding video hoes I ended up sleeping until 12:00 while my phone started going off at 9:30am. When I finally decided to roll over and view my missed calls, suprisingly the homie Mickey Factz hit me up to inform me that the early bird indeed gets the worm so if I continue to sleep until 12 he would be forced to call me Jennifer the Pencil. And we def can't have that! So my tip of the week is this: Millionaires aren't millionaires because they were sleeping in!

xoxo Jen The Pen

Stars they're just like us

Even Kim K wraps her hair up in a towel after showering

Duke Da God and Jen The Pen launch June 5th

April fools??

Hmmmm....was someone trying to play a practical joke on Envy? Because if they were well Envy get the memo here first: That KidRobot shirt it's for females, I actually own one.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Blonde Of The Week 5 "Madonna"


What's shaking!!! It's Cons and I'm back with a brand NEW Blonde Of The Week. This week we honor the woman who just recently had the Number 1 Album in the country!!! That's right Mrs. Guy Ritchie aka The Material Girl who can Justify My Love and then tell her Papa Don't Preach. You guessed it, Madonna. This woman who has crossed generationally lines with grace & ease. The LL of Female Pop Stars continues to destroy the charts each time she chooses to release an LP. If you ain't up on Madonna do your research. She was the artist who pushed MTV to the limit in the 80's. I LOVE Madonna. Check out one of my favorites and a Madonna classic "Material Girl"

Real Men DON'T Cry!!!
NEW entry"Valleys & Peaks"
"Hit The Road Jack" featuring Chrisette Michele Today!!!

Cons TV via Kyte
This week features P.Diddy,Beyonce ,DJ Semtex,Jay-Z,John Legend & Jen The Pen

It's The Cons Fool

Cons & his Kyte

Puff is the fuckinggggggg best "They're gonna have to start calling me Puff Daddy out here again cuz I'm about to start talking crazy again" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get to know J.A.M.E.S. Watts

“People who talk all that 24/7 in the studio grinding nonsense are crazy - you can’t make good music unless you’re living a real life. Life inspires art.” - J.A.M.E.S. WATTS.

I spoke to J.A.M.E.S. quickly over instant messenger last night, he hit me to let me know how truly happy he is for me and how far I've come this past year. 
James and I met last year at a Open Radio event I was a part of when I was still doing the independent radio thing. I told him he had to be a guest on Kitty Radio, being that I was such a supporter of his movement. 
Over the past 10 months I've made a huge transition in my life and to be honest I've been so caught up that I have forgotten how important people like James Watts, Remo Da Rapstar, Esso and Nina B had been in my life as far as how much I loved and supported the independent scene. Reading this interview that J.A.M.E.S did for brought me right back to that place and I thank him for that. So, to James Watts and all the other independent artists I tip my hat to you and please know you always have my support. 

Inside Gunit Radio Saturdays!!!

It's meeeee bitchessssssss!!!!!
This footage of me and Whoo Kid @ Gunit Radio was taken two weeks ago by one of my favorites Miss. Lola Luv ( shoutout to her!!!) This is the madness that goes on!!! We're a bit cookey, blame our minds not our hearts!

When Drag Queens attack

A drag queen robbed a Burger King in New Orleans last week.
The "man" climbed in through the takeout window. He was wearing a dress with matching necklace, a wig with a hair barrette and was shoeless.
The drag queen held the employees at gunpoint while demanding money.He later exited through the same takeout window.
The suspect is said to be about 6 feet and weighed around 180 lbs.Authorities believe the thief is most likely a genuine cross-dresser since he had so much attention to detail. The nails appeared to be painted and well-manicured. The necklace matched the outfit. The wig was well made. This tranny had her shit together! Oddly enough, the suspect did not cover his face when robbing the Burger King. Thankfully no one was killed.
If you live in New Orleans, be on the lookout for the thieving drag queen.She's coming to a KFC or Taco Bell near you!

White Girl Song of the Week

In honor of having the Best Week Ever it's only right that "I've had the time of my life" is the W.G. Song of the Week. :0)

Best Week Ever

If you ever watch VH1 they have a show called
"BEST WEEK EVER" and if VH1 was privy to Jen The Pen I totally would be on their list for who's having the best week ever. It started last Monday, May 10th when Cons returned back to NY, Tuesday I rubbed elbows with celebrities most people could only dream about meeting, got to watch Kanye from the same sound booth as Jay and Puff then partied way tooo hard to only deal with one of the worst hangovers ever but Thursday Consequence and I were back at it making all the necessary runs for the first half of "Disperse" to be shot. Friday we headed to the Glow in the Dark show in Connecticut to shoot Really Doe's scene for "Disperse". While Kanye performed we were backstage filming cameos, dressing rooms and even real live groupies. Around 2am we wrapped, with a 3 hour drive ahead of us back to the city we opted to meet everyone in Camden, N.J. on Saturday too partake in more of the Glow in the Dark festivities. All in all if seeing the concert 3 times, shooting a music video and spending unconditional time with the love of my life isn't The Best Week Ever I don't know what is. 
Look out for exclusive footage from behind the scenes of "The Making of Disperse" only on Jenthepenbitches!!!!!!!

Where in the World is Yung Berg????

This morning I received a wake up call from one of my industry insiders. Come to find out Mr.YB was schedualed to debut his new single "The Business" on Ed Lovers Morning show on Power 105.1 in New York. Apparently Berg was partying hard with Red Cafe last night, and couldn't find the strength to leave his hotel room. So as we speak Berg is locked up in his room, with the door bolted shut (this so management can't get in) puking up Patron. Damnnn Berggggg that hard liquor will get you everytime!

Since Berg lost his chance at Power listen here first with Jen the Pen

Monday, May 19, 2008

MTV's Hottest MC List

MTV leaked their hottest MC list this past weekend. See who made the cut. I'm a bit disappointed that Lupe came in at # 7 but in all fairness I guarantee his next album will blow us all away and he'll be in the running for the #1 spot this time next year.

1 Kanye
2 Jay-Z
3 Lil Wayne
4 Rick Ross
5 Snoop Dog
6 50 Cent
7 lupe fiasco
8 Young Jeezy
9 Andre 3000
10 T.I

Another 1 "Lost In The Dark"

I will give you an official wrap up on my tour experience tomorrow, but just in case you haven't had a chance to experience the experience, check out Diddy on "The Glow In The Dark Tour" and how it has changed him.

Us backstage last week at the Show in NYC.

Wayne Wisdom 101

"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."

- Lil' Wayne tells the new issue of Blender Magazine

**High larious**

More Bundles Of Joy!

One half of my entertainment parents Damon Dash (my mother being Wendy Williams) and his wife Rachel Roy welcomed a brand new baby girl Tallulah Ruth on May 13th in Manhattan. The couple already have a 8 year old daughter Ava together. So congrats to the both of them :-)

In other baby news....Tameka “Tiny” Cottle delivered her and T.I's who knows what # child early this morning. His name is Major Harris and he is 5 lbs, 15 ozs.