Friday, February 29, 2008

Quote of the day

“As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and just keep going.”

My Guardian Angel

Someone recently taught me something truly valuable. I hope I can explain this right. He said in his faith they believe that someone else's words can transcend into your very own guardian angel, that someone else's words can be the exact gift you may have needed at that very moment to bless you for your next big venture in life.

So to him I say thank you for being my guardian angel and guiding me to what may be the next big venture in my life. <33

Stars they're just like us

Who would of guessed Kanye and Alexis would hold their own umbrella.

Confessions of a Blogger

So in all fairness i skipped out of the gym yesterday due to a sore stomach from these crunches my cousin had me doing... so i must get my ass back in there now before the day gets any later! I promise to blog as soon as I step back in the crib!! Visit me later! xoxo jen the pen

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Just call 555-Bitchassness

LMAO Diddy is retarded....if you watched last weeks episode of MTB you would know Q pulled a total bitch move when he put Donnie on blast with's Diddy now putting Q on blast.


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Seperated at birth???

Ashlee Simpson and Shannon Bex from Danity Kane both transcended into red heads over the past two months .. but who pulls the look off better. You decide!

Monday, February 25, 2008


Last month I reported Beyonce leaving a mexican spot in NY sporting a new long dark weave with a very blunt bang....this month she's seen here stepping out to another mexican joint. This time with a wig on that looks like it should be named "Daisy Does Dallas"

The Hills premieres March 24th!!!!!

The anticipation is killing meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! But March 24th the fashion,romance and drama begins again!!!! I can probably watch this trailer 75087540000 billion times, I also came across Laurens website for her new clothing line. Nothing too out of the ordinary other then her naming certain styles after her friends on The Hills. Decide for yourself

White Girl Tip of the Week

Always remember to be in control of your own destiny <33

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Fashion RoadKill

Apparently starring in a Kanye video dosen't guarantee a check that will upgrade your closet from Rainbow. I'm embarrassed for this Rita G chick. Fuck fashion if you know how to work that mouth! Right girl!

No thats not the anorexic girl from that HBO special it's actually Jaslyn former Americas Next Top Model winner....not looking like such a winner here/

Guess that washed up female rapper

Poor thing dosen't look like she updated her closet or hairstlye since 1995

"So Close"

When wedding bells finally decide to ring for me this has to be my wedding song. I was watching the Oscars tonight and they performed a scene from the movie "Enchanted" this song has to be one of the most romantic and beautiful songs I've heard in such a long time.
When i was a little girl I swore I was Cinderella so you can only imagine what a song like this does for me.

Live from the red carpet

I can never understand why all the beautiful women in hollywood are always dateless. Poor knocked up Jessica Alba walked the red carpet alone as did Cameron Diaz

Is that a beached orka whale?

At first glance of JHud on the red carpet I said hmmm... much better then last year the white flatters her complexion....but then my sister made a great point when she referred to her as a beached orka whale, so I no longer see her stunning in white but more as a whale gasping on land for it's last and final breath. And can someone please get this girl a breast reduction!!!! First off it has to be a strain on her back and secondly she would appear much thinner if she took them down about 3 cup sizes.

Who Rocked the Red Carpet

These fabulous four all rocked the Oscars red carpet this year. Jennifer Garner looked absolutley amazing, while Katherine Heigal was a classic blonde beauty as always. Red was def the color of the evening. Heidi Klum hit the red carpet in this sleek and sexy red dress. While Cameron Diaz was pretty in pink!!!

Friday, February 22, 2008

The "first snow"

It has maybe snowed in NY a number of two times this winter but today we had our real first snow. Below is a view from my backyard.

The stork has landed

I have to send a HUGGEEEEE congratulations out to JLO and hubby Marc Anthony on finally giving birth to their twins!!! Shortly after midnight last night JLo pushed out a 5pound baby girl, followed by a 6pound bouncing baby boy!! I'm sure the couple is beyond ecstatic.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

New Sheek Louch

Ok Sheek I see u!! At first glance I defintely like the song itself way more then the video...but I'm sure watching it a few times it will grow on me.

The road to recovery

I have to applaud Britney. She's looking much healthier and much more at peace with herself. Keep taking those meds girl and keep those shit men out of your life.

Sometimes they get you so high and then....

" I had gone so far out on a limb with my feelings, that I didn't even realize I was standing out there alone."

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I Want You Exclusive

Last night for the first time while watching Making the Band , I fell in love with the boys I hope they kick Danity Kanes asses this season.
Love Love Love this track!

Welcome to Melrose

Soooo without any permission I'm leaking this amazing new girl group "Melrose" I can't keep them a secret from the world anymore! Let me know your thoughts!!!

Monday, February 18, 2008

"The last Sitting"

Bert Stern was the last person to photograph Marilyn Monroe before she died, 39 years ago this month. 46 years later New York Magazine has recreated that photoshoot with Lindsay Lohan.... Anna Nicole Smith would have pulled this shoot off amazingly, Lindsay's sex appeal just isn't it. Not to mention Marilyn Monroe had a booty, peep the photo at the top where's the booty Lindsay???????

Start you day with us!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Blonde Of The Week

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Guess who broke into JenThePen's Blog??? That's right It's The Cons Fool!!! aka Consequence. I decided to DEBO Jen's blog each week with an entry appropriately titled "Blonde Of The Week". For the next coming weeks we will examine some of the most famous blondes in the history of TV & Radio. Being a blonde for most women is a doubled-edge sword because although they're beautiful, some of them are arguably the DUMBEST creatures on Earth. So for our inaugural entry who better to showcase than the flag bearer for all Blondes whether natural or colored, "Chrissy Snow" better known as Ms. Suzanne Somers. She parlayed being a "Blonde" into a lucrative Business. Below is her Bio and one of her true "Dumb Blonde" moments. We're polling whether not she is an actual "Natural Blonde" in the Comment section so please participate. Next week we will reveal the results of our poll as well as the correct answer. I'll be back next week with our next "Blonde Of The Week".

It's The Cons Fool
Suzanne Somers (born October 16, 1946) is an American actress, author, and businesswoman. Best known for her role as the ditzy blonde Chrissy Snow on the ABC sitcom Three's Company, she also had a noted starring role on the sitcom Step by Step as Carol Foster Lambert. She later capitalized on her acting career by also establishing herself as an author of a series of self-help books. She has released two autobiographies, two self-help books, four diet books, and a book about hormone replacement therapy. She currently features items of her design on the Home Shopping Network.

Friday, February 15, 2008

"You know I love to show off"

"He met her at the beauty salon with a baby Louis Vuitton under her arm"

Without further or due....

Thursday, February 14, 2008

For Spring Break Nicki:

Who needs a valentine... when you got your own $$$

It's the day of love so who better to treat to a day of beauty and shopping...none other then ME!!! So if I lack in the posting department today blame it on the man who dosen't celebrate Valentines Day, that I am forced to occupy my day spoiling myself and spending money.

Happy Valentines Day

Monday, February 11, 2008

A new Bloggermercial for you!

Just in case you were thinking about messing with might not be a good look

Shout out to Pistol Pete lmfaoooo he was such a good sport

How to make a statement

Apparently Nas is ignoring the fact that his label will indeed drop him if he proceeds with the title of his upcoming album. Can this be his way of saying Fuck you Def Jam?

The Best & The Worst Dressed of the evening

    I'm not too clear on whether this was a hit or miss for Miss. Rhianna

                                                             Whoa Nelly!!!!!!
                                                           Faith Hill classy as always

Where was I when Beyonce lost 20pds? 

Sunday, February 10, 2008

White Girl Tip of the Week

Love is definetley in the air this week, so let me talk to you fellas for a second. Please Please Please don't flake on the woman in your life this year!!! A simple card and flowers will always do the trick. Just let us know you recognized the day. It's the simple things in life that can bring us women the most joy :0)

xoxo Jen the Pen

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Let the countdown begin....

"Loving you is all I wanna do..but thats so hard to do with things you put me thru" <33

Friday, February 8, 2008

Get your Lover in the mood this Valentines Day

Foods like oysters really can ignite passion in the bedroom. How? They're good for your heart. And what's good for your heart is good for your libido, too. After all, if your arteries are clogged, getting blood to flow down south can be problematic, says Bonnie Dix, M.A., R.D., of the American Dietetic Association. Here are some more romance-enhancing wonders:

So you've already heard the buzz that a daily glass of wine raises good cholesterol and helps prevent arteries from clogging. But alcohol, especially champagne, can also improve your health and your sex life. Like many mind altering substances, a glass or two of champagne will lower inhibitions and help ease any couple into an amorous mood.

Pine nuts have more protein than any other nut. Besides providing protein to help increase stamina, pine nuts are heavy in healthful monosaturated fats, zinc and other nutrients that are linked with increased sexual desire. Sexier than your average peanut, pine nuts are often present on many fine-dining menus.

The right spices not only heat things up on the tongue, but also in the bedroom. "Chili pepper and ginger help improve circulation," says Dix, "and hot spices like cayenne, curry and cumin help warm the body." The intoxicating aromas of exotic spices help infuse romance into the atmosphere.

Don't skip dessert: Eating chocolate causes the release of mood-boosting, stress-reducing serotonin. The sweet stuff also causes a release of phenylethylamine, which causes changes in blood pressure and blood-sugar levels leading to feelings of excitement. Just make sure to choose antioxidant-rich dark chocolate.

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

You all keep me motivated!

ARMUSICONE.COM is a direct link to industry insiders. Last night I participated in a call to give my advice to up and coming artists, producers, songwriters and entrepanuers. I never realized how valuable my words could be to someone else. Thank you all for the kind letters.

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my name is EL Johnson, co-founder of Go Hard or Go Homeless Management (my biz partner supa knova had me on 3 way) I thoroughlly enjoyed the information you gave us during the call. I took serious notes...LOL! but i just wanted to touch bases with you and thank you for the valuble info. hopefully we can keep the lines of communication open in case i need more of your wisdom.

keep doing ya thing,

Much Success!

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I actually did learn from you gurl and to be honest I like your energy. I have been doing everything you spoke of for a hot minute and it has all been coming together. As far as a sample of my production I have some stuff on my page.
You can actually see some samples of graphic work in a few we are putting together packages for about 7 different labels so I'm about to have allot published in the very near future. But I did see one of ya pics I really liked ;-)well a few so I may be able to throw a lil something down for ya real quick.

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jen, u are the pen. and thanks for bein you.the info helped, tha analogies helped, the stories helped. u sound hella new york, which is irrelevant but at this time of the night what is relevant??? I hope to hear from u in the future and I was lightweight serious about the voicemail greeting too.

-Hilton Supa Knova Savage-Rachal
...useful since '84

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Law of Attraction

I'm a huge fan of the book The Secret it has taught me the power of positive thinking and if you are to have the vision, visualize yourself doing it ,put positive energy into the universe about acting on your vision the universe will rearrange itself to your benefit.
Oprah recently had the author of "You Can Heal Your Life" on her show they focused on a vision board and the law of attraction. Below is an excerpt from the book I'm ordering my copy asap, hope you all do the same so we can blog about it together!

"What we think about ourselves becomes the truth of us. I believe that everyone, myself included, is responsible for everything in our lives, the best and the worst. Every thought we think is creating our future. Each of us ceates our experiences by our thoughts and our feelings. The thoughts we think and the words we speak create our experiences."

A reason to update your library card

Kanye has found a new way to cash in, this time it's self help books. The following quotes are definitly something to think about and he hits the nail right on the head. BUT aren't these the same antics and approach 48 Laws of Power took? I mean I'm just's an observation.

Get Used to Getting Used
“To most people, the saying ‘to use someone’ carries a negative connotation. But I don’t see it that way. To ‘mis,’ ‘over’ or ‘ab’-use someone is negative. To use is necessary. And if you can’t be used, you’re useless.”

The Missing Banister Theory
“When walking down the street, you can walk in one line perfectly without ever falling over. Now take that same city block, make it a foot wider and then put it a hundred stories high. You’re going to be so focused on the fact that you don’t have a banister that you’re more likely to fall because of it. When you’re so focused on what you don’t have . . . you won’t have.”

Be Leery of the Free Gift Bag!
There are some people that will try to put themselves in a position so that you owe them something. There entire M.O is “I did this for you , now you have to do this for me”. Don’t let people think you owe them something. That puts you in a position of weakness. If they choose to give, that’s their choice. You don’t owe them anything!

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Duke Da God and Jen The Pen bring you...

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

You think you know.. but you have no idea

I've always been the type of woman to put it all out there, not to hold anything back, because at any point you can miss the opportunity of a lifetime, not say what was really on your mind or even miss out on the true love of your life.My mother always taught me to follow my heart she has always said " If it feels right, then just go with it, your heart will never lead you in the wrong direction" Those are words I've taken with me through every course of my life and career. And to be quite honest, I've been rather fortunate in following her advice.

When I created this blog I wanted my radio listeners to get more "Jen The Pen" you all faithfully tune in every saturday to Sirus Satellite Radio/Shade 45 to listen as I report all the late breaking celeb gossip but very rarely get a good feel of who exactly I am. I sometimes veer off course and give you tons of celeb dish but when a real life event occurs I find my way back to why I created this blog and I give you all the soft and silly sides of Jen The Pen.

So I opted today to give you all a run down of some things I think you should know about me. I hope this gives you all a new found connection to me :0)

** I come from a family of 5 children. I come in number 4 on the line

** I love love love babies (mind you I have 12 nieces and nephews in total)

** I HATE my stepmother!!!

** My mommy and stepfather wait on me hand and foot. It's good to be queen lol

** My dogs name is Mishkeena and I swear he's gay ( But he's mine and I love him more then anything in this world, if something was to happen to him you might as well put me in a straight jacket)

** I know all the words to Dirty Dancing

** I hate dudes that wear dirty sneakers. Total turnoff! You got all that money to spend on some weed, but you can't cop yourself a new pair of kicks?

** I'm not the woman who can wake up in the morning, not put any makeup on and still look beautiful.

** I need closure to every ending.

** "Gangsta Music" is one of my all time favorite rap songs and The Heatmakerz will always be my favorite producers.

** I have never dated anyone because of their looks or status... I like who I like.. End of discussion.

** I'm in love with being in love and can't wait for it to happen

** I SUCK at Monopoly ( lol Cons)

** The sound of someone biting their nails gross's me out!!!

** I'm a cookie monster. One thing i can't live without are my sweets!

** I had a crush on Dame Dash the entire time we filmed The Ultimate Hustler

** A good friend asked me today what motivates me.. my answer was other peoples energy

** I believe that in relationships one person always cares or loves a little more then the other.

** Im scared of being alone

** I'm sad that I have to "wait" for "him" to be "ready"

** My 2yr old nephew Jayden calls me "Get Up" and yells "Thats Get UP" everytime he sees Mary J. Blige lmao

** When I have my own children I will starve them before they become overweight

** I don't hate anyone. There's just alot of people i can't fucking stand

** I hate people that make comments like "Not a good look Jen" When the fuck was the last time you had ANY look bitch?!

** My guilty pleasure is "Keeping Up with The Kardashians"

** When I know what I want I go after it and always get it.

** I love to laugh especially at myself lol

** I dedicate this blog to my biggest fan thank you for seeing past all my flaws and believing that I'm a star :0)

xoxo Jen The Pen

Send me one in every color!

A glamourous Lindsay

The recent Glamour magazine ready to hit stores interviewed Lindsay about her post rehab and what she now does in her spare time rather then hitting the club, I was more concerned with how super cute this dress is.

It's Super Tuesday!!!!!!!

Today is Super Tuesday so I urge you all to get out there and vote!!!! I'm getting up to go over to the voting polls as we speak.
Mrs.Hilary Clinton has my vote!

Monday, February 4, 2008

Is it the hormones or the herpes?

Oh no, we got another pregnant mommy-to-be with raging hormones. Pregnant Jessica Alba admits that her emotions are all screwed up now that she is pregnant. They are so bad that she’s kicked her fiancĂ©, Cash Warren out of the house several times.

She explains, "I think I threw him out of the house twice already since I've been pregnant, and he's like, 'Are you just pregnant? I hope you're just pregnant and acting crazy,' and I'm like, 'It has nothing to do with that.'

"And then we cry and we hug and he's like, 'You're preggers, what do you want?' "Little things get me so mad... He calls five minutes later than he said he was going to. You get so emotional when you're pregnant, and so irrational. It's totally dumb."
Is Cash Warren still really mad about the herpes Jess gave him before they broke up the first time..... just a hunch

What's Sexy

Rihanna literally "Can't Stop The Music" Victorias Secrect has named her the hottest musician in 2008 on their "What's Sexy" List

Eva Mendes has been named the sexiest actress of 08 on the list.

Nothing can deny that tese two women scream sex appeal!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

"The Day The Music Died"

Forty nine years ago today 50's heartthrobs Richie Valen and Buddy Holly died in a tragic plane crash, my mother was a huge fan of these singers, I grew up to their music as she would cook dinner and dance around the kitchen.
Their music will forever live in her heart and always play in my kitchen. So this here is for my mommy...

White Girl Tip of the Week

Never go against your home team.....this is why some of my Gunit Radio collegues (All Grown Ass Men) will be wearing footsie pajamas next Saturday.

Make sure to log on to to view this spectacle

xoxo Jen the Pen

The Giants just brought NEW YORK BACK!!!!

I'm sooooo not a football person, but I can't help but gloat in the fact that the Giants took home the victory tonight! I feel super happy for the team! Now there's a reason to throw a parade in NY!!!

Quarterback Eli Manning threw a touchdown pass to wide receiver Plaxico Burress with 35 seconds left in the game to give the New York Giants an upset 17-14 win over the New England Patriots to win Super Bowl 42 and spoil a potential perfect season by the Patriots.

In a low scoring game, New England had taken a 14-10 lead late in the fourth quarter on a Tom Brady touchdown pass to wide receiver Randy Moss but Manning led the Giants down the field to get the win. Manning made a spectacular play on the drive, spinning out of a potential sack to complete a long pass to wide receiver David Tyree to keep the winning drive alive.

The Giants defense was the story of the game, continually putting pressure on Brady, sacking him five times and forcing him into hurried throws many other times.

The Patriots were trying to complete a perfect season and win their fourth Super Bowl in the last seven years but it was not to be as the 1972 Miami Dolphins remain the only NFL team to go undefeated throughout a season. New England finishes 18-1 on the season.

The Giants win will go down as one of the biggest upsets in Super Bowl history as New York wins its third Super Bowl in franchise history.

Manning was named the MVP of the game after throwing two touchdown passes and 255 yards.

Friday, February 1, 2008


I'm so sick of Mediatakeout and their constant belief that they bring everything to the table first. Please everyone be aware I broke the Rhianna and Chris Brown news first! While working in Miami another popular R&B singer blew up the couples spot in front of me and thats when the news of the new couple officially hit the internet.

Mediatakeout fall back!