The Kardashian Civil War

Just in case you missed Keeping up with The Kardashians last night the second part of The Kardashian Civil War was one of the best episodes yet, while I loveeeeee Kim, Chloe has to be my favorite! She has a great sense of humor and is never scared to keep it real with Kim.

Gunit Saturdays

Date: May 3, 2008 2:09 PM
hey Jen what's good. Thanks for shutting up Tamika on last weeks g-unit show.... that shit was funny... you shut her up so bad the bitch hung up... funny shit...Thanks Dank the tank

Date: May 3, 2008 5:26 PM
Dank the tank!!! what up homie!!!! hahaha I'm glad you appreciated it!!! it was def hilarioussssssss she hasnt called back since!
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May 3, 2008 6:03 PM
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fuck that I wouldnt call back either after getting clowned like that... on satellite radio mind you... good shit keep it up im listening every saturday.....

H.E.R. tagged me!!!

Heather of herfection.com tagged me the other day and since this is like the third saturday in a row I'm spending without the love of my life , I thought I would occupy myself with this little game. Hope you all get a good laugh at my quirks!

Local blogger forward thats spreading, here are the rules…
* share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself
* tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs
* let each random person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

My Six

1. I'm a huge hypocondriact. I take 5 vitamins a day, and at the drop of a sniffle I ask everyone around me at the time if they think I might be dying. I then go into a heavy discussion with myself, breaking down my health over the past six months. I visit the doctor just to mentally make myself feel better, and even when there's not a thing wrong with me, I beg him to give me a prescription "just in case" Just knowing that someone else is sick, I automatically have the same symptoms. You can be in Kansas and tell me you're sick and I think I'm gonna get it.

2. No matter how stuffed I am, I never turn down dessert. All in all I'm a straight cookie monster. This sweet tooth of mine most likely circles back to my grandmother who ate a Butterfinger every night after dinner.

3. Only in the house when I have socks on I tend to walk on my tippy toes. I never realized I did that until Consequence pointed it out. 

4. I'm addicted to being tan. I could have just come from the tanning salon but will look in the mirror and still feel pale. Kinda like an anorexic girl who looks in the mirror and always sees a fat girl.

When I take a picture I always ask "Do I look tan?" And if it dosen't fit my standard of being tan I set the lighting just right or stand in a darker area of the room all to look TAN!

5.  I can hear a song once and know all the words by the end, I can't sing a note but I will sing a song like it's nobody's business. And everytime my boss Adonis will laugh and say "That's not the note" and everytime I say "I know but I love singing and he says 'That's what I love about you" :0)

6. When Mishkeena (my dog/child) gets on my nerves, I whine to my mother and tell her to please get him away from me, as if he was my annoying little brother, I sometimes even cry and tell him he's an asshole ( just because I'm so dramatic.)

I'm still Jennie from the Block

Below is a blackberry convo I had earlier today, you never realize what an impact you can have on people until you read it across a screen. Kind words always bring a smile to my heart :0)


Ab​im: I must be honest wit u, I know u very busy & all but u've always taken the time to look out for me

Ab​im: And that's something u don't see in this crazy industry, So I have to keep thanking u for being Jen...and not any industry person.

Jen the Pen: I know good people when I meet them.

Ab​im: I truly appreciate everything

Jen the Pen: Once a month or so when someone thanks me for something I"ve been able to do for them, or just write me to tell me how much they love the blog, I like to post it. Do you mind if I post this convo.

Abim: Nah... please do... People need to know that there are real people in the industry. Everyone isn't hollywood. Thank you Jen.

Jen the Pen: Awwww thanks!! No thank you!!!

Clues that Alicia stole Swizz

If these shades aren't a HUGE SwizzBeats rub off I don't know what is! Alicia's stepped up her game for her new boo.



So what I'm a day late and a dollar short of this news but...rumors have been flying that Alicia Keys is in fact the woman who broke up the happy home of Swizz and Mashonda, I was only posting this news until it was confirmed by catty gossiping from some of my industry insiders and that has been accomplished. So for any of you who thought it was bullshit, like myself. It's true. Swizz was overseas not too long sliding off with Alicia during her tour.

E!News has confirmed!

I seriously do not believe this publicity stunt for one second, ask me why I'm posting it?
Because if E! is talking about it then Jen the Pen must!


Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married.

"Yes, we know," she says. "He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him."

Linda Cannon wouldn't confirm an earlier report that had the impromptu nuptials taking place yesterday at Carey's new home in the Bahamas, only that Nick and his platinum-selling girlfriend have made it official.

"I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.

Love for Jen the Pen