Jen The Pen: April 2008

People magazine just named Kate Hudson the most beautiful woman in the world while FHM named actress Megan Fox the most beautiful woman... now you decide. Who gets your vote?

This friday May 2nd Diddy will be honored on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and finally get his own STAR!!!! Congrats Puff!!!!

Life Lessons with Adonis and Damon Sharpe taught us girls this today:

"Men cheat because of convenience

Women cheat because they're unhappy"

Finally the wait is over and the Kardashian girls have launched their site shopdashonline.com
I've been awaiting the launch of this site but it falls wayyyyyyy short. They have four items on there and nothing is less then $400.00 along with the site being more like a Kardashian sister photoshoot rather then a site I wanna purchase from. Visit it and decide for yourself.

To go with my theme of the never ending girl talk marathons I have decided to go with an oldie but a goodie this time around, The Velvet Angels definitly have inspired this song right here! Enjoyyyyy

I promised you all an update on the girl group Velvet Angels, that Adonis and are in LA working with. Well let me just say this, these girls have PERSONALITY and tons of CHARISMA!!!!! I'm in love with them! I plan on taking them umder my wing as my new little sisters. Danity Kane watch out!!!

Take your eyes off of her big fat vagina for a second... Now why I'm sure most of you men out there find this to be sexy, if you take a close enough look at chick she looks a bit down syndrome in the face...wouldn't you agree?

Please be advised this is not me hating, I'm not mad at her. She def maxed her 15 minutes of fame..... but like always I gotta call a spade a spade and sister looks like a downy in the face

YOooo

Once again back is the INCREDIBLE!!! I'm Consequence and welcome back to "Blonde Of The Week". Both Jen & I are outta town getting our bacon straight so before we start having Phone SEX I figured I'd knock this out. Anyways, this week we got a good one. She's almost like an honorary G.O.O.D. Music member sorta. Well she was in a video with all of us. This week's featured Blonde ,may she Rest In Peace, is none other than the GO-Getter herself Anna Nicole Smith. Was this girl a hustler or what??? Married at the age of 17 she definitely knew then that she was about her paper. Born Vickie Lynn Marshall she landed Playmate Of The Year in 1993. Working as a stripper in Texas she got a billionaire so open that at 89 he asked her to marry. She of course accepted and got that inheritance. She went on to do endorsement deals,Movies,TV and video cameos. So here's to you Anna Nicole Smith!!!

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Making the front page of the NY Post is 15 year old Miley Cyrus apologizing to her fans, Disney, and anyone else offended by her near nude pics that she took for Vanity Fair. She has said:

"I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," Cyrus said Sunday in a statement through her publicist. "I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about."

I really don't care too much about this, it just really reminded me of the whole Britney Spears Rolling Stone Cover she shot when she was 17 back in '99. What do you think?

First things first! Huge! Huge! Huge! Shouts to the new homie K.Hof over at Onsmash.com. Jenthepenbitches has been added to their blogroll! Also thanks to Consequence for adding my blog to his entry every week via onsmash.com without my "Blonde Moments" and his thinking cap to capatilize off those times, none of this may never have been possible.

Moving right along.. for those of you that are new to my blog, Consequence and I teamed up to do a weekly entry called "Blonde of the Week". Basically he takes you on a trip through some of the most hilarious moments captured by a popular blonde in the entertainment industry. But behind every great blog entry is an even better story. So without further or due I bring you my first Blonde Moment w/ Cons. It was so great that the cameras just happened to be rolling. Welcome to my world!

It's exactly 11:46pm on Sunday night, and I just finished packing for my trip to Los Angeles. I started at 6:30 this evening but took some breaks in between to eat and watch my favorite programs (Desperate Housewives and Brothers and Sisters). My flight leaves at 7:30am so I must head off to dreamland immediately. Butttt before I did that I wanted to leave you all with what was in store for me the next couple of days.
As some of you may or may not know besides being the fabulous Jen the Pen I also assist one of the music industry's top songwriters, Adonis. We have a big meeting at 3pm (LA time) with Jay Brown.. (yea. THAT Jay Brown. The one Kanye referred to in the Big Brother Song) Big things ahead!!!
Following the meeting we're in the studio with a new girl group coming out on Def Jam. They go by the name of Velvet Angels. I'll make sure to get some footage and we can decide together if they're the next girl group to blow Danity Kane out of the water.

On another note I want to personally thank all of you for visiting my blog daily! I added a tracking system to my blog yesterday and I'm happy to say Jen the Pen is International boys and girls!!!! Yes, we have folks over in the U.K. and Slovenia checking in on my blog!!!! It's a good day!

Wish me a safe flight and I will check in with you all when I land!

xoxo jen the pen

Earlier today on Gunit Radio I was going off about how GREAT 50 looks, there's definitly something different about the man... is it the color of that thisis50 tee, the new facial hair or the few pounds he lost??? Personally I think it's all 3.. either way I'm loving this new 50!!! Coach PR called me a kiss ass this morning hahaha, but I'm just calling it like I see it!

We know who got my vote! Now you decide!

I definitly start to feel like an old maid when I hear my peers are tying the knot, with that being said one of my favorite couples and f course favorite photographer and his long time girlfriend Isabel are engaged! Congrats Congrats Congrats to the happy couple! I wish you nothing but the best of luck! I'll be looking for my wedding invitation in the mail!

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Even Kim K spreads her legs on a sunny afternoon right before a workout.

Yesterday I received an interesting email from a very reliable informant of mine. The story goes like this... On Wednesday night (4-23). Jay Z was trying to get the presidential suite @ the Ritz Carlton. which goes for about 7,500 a night.. He was only going to get it if he could have the connecting room right next door ... but for who u may ask.. no not B but for Mr. Curtis "Interscope" Jackson... A new business venture maybe? Dunno,, but ontop of all that Jigga being the business man that he is was trying to get the suite for $3,000 instead of the $7,500 it goes for.. Unfortunetly the connecting room wasnt available, so niether Hov or Currrrrrrrrtis stayed there....

SideBar: Thats the same suite that Mariah stayed in when she was getting work done in her apt, and she rented out the connecting room for none other than her dogs lol...

While trying to align yourself with some of this industry's most wealthy rappers NEVER ask to borrow $20.00 and then blame your brokeness on the fact that you left your wallet at your jumpoff's crib. The only thing you manage to do is leave everyone around you to look at you with the screwface.

xoxo jen the pen

Last night over a magnum bottle of White Zinfendel and a bag of Tostitos, Spring Break Nicki and I reminisced on the good old days. That being the summer of 06. It was a jet setting summer that led us right to Virgina during a NFL charity event. As corny as the club was Spring Break and I always know how to make the best of a situation. The night the photo above was taken, Nicole ended up so wrecked she crawled out of elevator throwing up as she screamed out "That Fucking Fish!!!" My shoe got lost in an undisclosed location and all I can remember from the evening was taking this shot, and getting a phone call from Nicole screaming "If you don't get your ass up here in 5 minutes we're leaving without you!" And the best part of all had to be Nicole ending up in a bathtub naked as I ran out yelling "Nic I got to go!"

Good Times Good Times

It's a beautiful day in NYC today, I just might have to get the girls, drop the top on the benz and blast this song as the wind blows thru my hair. (Just kidding Cons hahahahaha)

This is just the beginning of Consequences new channel on KYTE, as promised he will be posting daily clips of everything and anything behind the scenes of The Glow in the Dark Tour. Be sure to check his blog itsthecons.com He may even have something special in store for Jen the Pen's blog

Shout out to the homie Rik Cordero he def keeps em coming!!

Last night while having a heart to heart with a fellow Cancer, the two of us found out that we both live by this exact saying

" I'm in LOVE with being in LOVE"

So my quote of the day is dedicated to her. xoxo

You'll never guess who's coming to TV this summer ....... my media mama!!! WENDY WILLIAMS .... AHHHHHHH!!! That's right guys, FOX has decided to pick up Wendy starting July 14th in NY, LA, Dallas and Detroit. And don't worry all you other folk ... it'll be released nationwide in the Fall. Here's how the show is being described:
Starting July 14, the sneak peek will be available on the Fox-owned stations in New York (WNYW), Los Angeles (KTTV), Dallas (KDFW) and Detroit (WJBK). 'The Wendy Williams Show' will feature Williams' commentary on celebrity gossip and news events, as well as interviews, fashion and advice segments in which Williams will help audience members and viewers handle personal life issues involving sex, relationships, money and dating.

And here's what Wendy had to say about it:
"I'm so excited about my new television program. My loyal fans and I have been through a lot together over the years – they have been so good to me and I know they will be excited about this project as well. We are going to have so much fun together.

A little birdie flew into my ear about a month ago and told me the couple had broken up. At first I was shocked and felt so sad for the both of them. But now this quote below from Alexis confirms it all. I had made a comment saying "He must really love her in every picture they are photographed in together he seems to be so proud to have her right by his side, they just look like a couple that really supports one another."
Something in my gut tells me these two will be back together and if not we can only hope each of them finds their true loves.

"It's always sad when things like this end, and we remain friends,” Phifer tells PEOPLE. "I wish him the best in his future and all of his endeavors. He's one of the most talented people I've ever met."

I did not believe this when I got the email this am but ladies it's true!!!! I'm on the site right now racking up!!!!!

Apparently the make-up line E.L.F. ( Eyes, Lips, and Face) has been
bought out by Nordstrom and will be re-packaged with the Nordstrom name
on it. They are getting rid of all the make-up in ELF packaging.
They are selling everything for $1. yes - one dollar. You do have to
pay shipping, however, even with that charge it's cheaper than buying
make-up anywhere else and it is fun to try things when you don't have to
worry about the cost! They have powder, mascara, brushes, nail polish,
you name it .. Just thought I'd pass along the good deal.

Also, if you use the coupon code: CAROLINA you will get $7.50 off your
first $15 of your purchase.
Here is the site, have fun!
http://www.eyeslipsface.com/shop.asp

I can't get enough of Chelsea Latley, this chick is out of control!!!!! No doubt about it this woman is my new role model.

Thursday as you all know was Consequences birthday, we celebrated by doing dinner at non other then the famous Mr. Chow's, a birthday cake and trick candles baked by Jen the Pen herself ended the night off right. The following morning Consequence left to join Kanye and the rest of the G.O.O.D. Music family on the Glow in the Dark tour. Happy Touring!!!!!!!!

The video below was my first introduction with the whole Gunit. I recently came across a comment that said the following:
elldog56 (3 days ago) 0 Reply | Spam
lol these niggas stole that bitch from duke da god

I thought it was only right to address the comment. #1 any comments that refer to me as a "Bitch" from this point on will no longer be posted... Secondly in all fairness No, one crew stole me from the next, I began my radio career independently moved on to become Gunit Radios gossip girl and yes I have something in the works with Duke Da God. Jen the Pen is an independent commodity!
Nonetheless I love you all for listening every week, visiting my blog and posting your comments.

Last night in NYC was Rap Up Magazine's anniversary party, Keri Hilson came out to support the event while Teyana Taylor came dressed in her 80's gear. The parties theme was 80's retro but it seems as thought Miss. Teyana was the only one who got the memo.
Shout out to my girl Wynter Gordon for making another red carpet in two weeks, shes def getting some face time maybe now Atlantic will finally put some type of force behind her.

Today Foxy Brown will be released from prison (Rikers Island to be exact) It's sure been a hell of a year for the rapper. First she loses her hearing then assaults her local manacurists then almost ran down a mother and child. Let's pray the rest of 2008 will be better for the woman.

If you at all care enough you can go to TMZ.com where they have live feed right of all the breaking moments.

Apparently, Paris Hilton was on a vegas radio show recently and when asked if she wanted Kim’s Kardashian’s butt she replied ““.. it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Now I don't know about anyone else but I know I would withhold myself from going to the gym if need be just to never get this pancake ass Miss.Paris has to walk around with everyday.

I've been awaiting Consequences birthday for about 3 months now and finally the day is here! I'm super excited about the gift I got him and can't wait to see him today to give it to him!!!! Along with tons of hugs and kisses of course!

Happy Birthday Cons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be sure to visit OnSmash.com for Consequences weekly entry entitled "REAL MEN DON'T CRY" This week he takes a look at why you gotta Meet Pain before you can date Pleasure.

This tip here has been inspired by none other then SBN herself:

When all else fails and you feel like your man is lacking in the satisfying you department go on STRIKE! This means no Blow Jobs for him ladies!

xoxo Jen The Pen

Critics everywhere are killing Mariah's new album E=mc2 which dropped yesterday. My boss Adonis along with B.Cox wrote and produced the track I Stay in Love, besides Touch My Body it's the best song on the album. So make sure to go out and cop the album just for that reason! Plus Mariah looks amazingggggggggg.

Everytime I hear this song it brings me back to such a great time in hip hop.. I miss the old Lil Kim and Where in the World is Lil Mo?!!!!

So sure she sounds like a cum sucking whore in this video below...but two saturdays ago Miss. Roxy Reynolds came to visit us at Gunit Radio and she's really a cool ass chick.

I had to pull this straight off of NecoleBitchie.com this chick had me dying when I read this...

"Terrence J celebrated his Birthday at Love Nightclub in DC this past friday. Big Tigga, Ludacris, Angel Lola Luv and NBA Balla Steve Francis was seen in the building with Rocsi nowhere in sight. Nothing against Terrence but I’m still a little mad at him for telling Ray J he used to be corny on 106 and Park last week. How do one corny person determine another’s level of corny? Do they have some sort of corny meter they pull out or something?" - Necole Bitchie

This past weekend Whoo Kid asked me on Gunit Radio, "How is it that Prodigy is blogging in jail?" My response went something like this "Don't they have computers in jail?" hahahahaha

Either way Prodigy has found an outlet to blog and he's got some interesting feelings on Mother Goose.

"DR. SEUSS PROBABLY HELPED INFLUENCE MY RAP CAREER AND MOTHER GOOSE MADE ME WANNA F*CK ONCE I REALIZED THAT B*TCH WAS LAYING GOLD EGGS. I’M NOT GONNA EVEN GET INTO WHAT I WANTED TO DO TO SNOW WHITE. BUT, IT WAS THESE BOOKS AND SOME CARTOONS THAT MADE ME REALIZE WHEN I GOT OLDER, THAT THIS WORLD AND SYSTEM IS SET UP TO: ANNILIATE, HUMILIATE, ILLUMINATE, RAPE, AND; PILLAGE THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF THIS PLANET. AND THIS IS MAINLY THE NATIVE AMERICANS AND BLACK RACE OF PEOPLE."

Every now and again I get an email from my readers that reminds me why I love what I do. This one here comes directly from a friend from the past, I like to call her Miss. Alexis Piggy. She made my day with this one!

April 10,2008 5:08pm

xxbrooklynkatxx: Ok first off I'm obsessed with your blog! I absolutley luv it! And 2nd your white girl tip of the week is my favorite tip so far.....just thought you needed to know....

This blog here is for all my fellas out there. Whether you're trying to get a date or your dick wet the following pick up lines will get you neither of the two.

5. When are you gonna take me out? ( This here never works. Why? Because when a guy says that to me the dollar signs automatically get replaced with the image of the Monopoly man pulling empty pockets out of his pants. All in all I'm thinking you're broke or cheap ass won't even get a sarcastic response back to that line.)

4. Where are you from? ( Last week while in Miami I swear every other man that tried to approach me had that same question. Is that seriously all you got buddy? Ur not getting any play just because you didn't even try to be clever. Brain Stimulation is a MUST in my book!)

3. Can you give me directions, better yet can you take me there? ( No asshole! As I walk into the mall do I look like I wanna turn around get back in my car and take a stranger somewhere out of my way?!!! My question to you is what moron did that line work on that you even thought it was a good idea to use it again???????!!!!)

2. Did anyone ever tell you, you look like (insert celebrity name here). ( Would I be standing here looking at you if I thought I had a career in show buisness?)

1. Yoooo Ma! You got a fatty!!!! ( Because apparently I wasn't aware I had a fat ass and needed you to remind me, This line right will never work because I know you've seen nothing but my ass and have no interest in what any other part of me is about, this leads me to imagine the trash you might have fucked with before all bcuz she had a fat ass.)

I never got around to posting "When celebrities blog" so instead I thought I'd use this line right here for my quote of the day.

"I don't do anything I don't love anymore... I loved the flashing lights vid so it didn't matter 2 me if someone one else didn't. While people chase money I pursue happiness". - Kanye West

A special Happy Anniversary goes out to my favvvvvvvv chick in Hollywood! Kim K and boyfriend Reggie Bush just celebrated their one year anniversary, no proposals just yet but Kim was spotted wearing a new yellow diamond encrusted watch, no word on what Reggie got laced with, but i'll be sure to keep you posted.

The new King magazine has hit stands!!! Like they do every year around this time, King takes time out to showcase artists,producers,writers,directors and industry professionals who are all about to make their next move to ultimatley BLOW! In an article entitled "The Coming of The Kings" rapper Consequence makes it known that he's not waiting for anything to be handed to him, he's out to take the crown. "I'm the KING of hard work, there's no question about that, I'm already the King of Queens, and this year I'm going to become the king of hip hop mark my words"

Director Rik Cordero also got his shine for becoming one of the most sort after independent directors in the game right now. Together Rik and Consequence have found two videos to MTV, VH1 and BET. Believe you me there's no stopping these two. The road looks only wide from here!

A huge congrats to my baby and his partner in video crime!

Jen the Pen got it first! Rapper Maino took time out to send me over this pic of his fresh new tattoo. I love a man with a tattoo!

This is what happens when Kanye West is your fiance and super supportive of his womans career. You end up with your face and clothing line in Haute Glam magazine.
You also get the perks of hanging out with a few of Hollywoods socialytes. Welcome to the good life Alexis!

Duke and I are back at, but don't ask what the fuck we're talking about, but we got a big announcement! lol

To the left in this pic is my best friend Spring Break Nicki, I thought I would introduce her to you all since she plays such an instrumental role in alot of my W.G. Tips. So this one today is dedicated to her.

I've learned thru some of my relationships and thru some of Spring Breaks that you have to take the good with the bad, people you love will leave, let you down when you least expect it and surprise you in sooo many ways. Watching and dare I say it "Judging" Nicki's up and down rollercoaster ride with her russian lover the past two years has taught me the best thing you can do when you love someone is to believe in them and be patient, your heart will never lead you in the wrong direction. Her believing and patience with him has brought her to a place in their relationship that I can truly say "I'm happy for her"
In conclusion my tip is this "Believe in Love"

As cynical as I'm feeling today about love and partnerships, it's stories like these that always give me a tiny bit of hope that there truly is someone for everyone. Congrats to the happy couple!

“He got down on one knee and she said yes,” a family friend tells In Touch exclusively. A rep for the couple also confirms the happy news.

Ashlee and Pete just got back from Colorado, where Wentz's brother had an art exhibit.

During their getaway, the Fall Out Boy bassist asked the younger Simpson for her hand in marriage.

“She has an amazing ring, and they are so in love,” the friend tells the mag.

And, Ashlee’s parents, Popa Joe and Tina, not only approve but are said to be thrilled!

Update: The couple has just released a statement!

They say….

"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us. - Ashlee and Pete"

Congrats!

LMAOOOOOO @ JD looking like "Little People Big World" standing next to Jay and Usher hahahhahhahah

My fav r&b "sexy can i" singing superstar's album "All I Feel" is in stores today everywhere!

Tomorrow all of you should be heading out to the stores to pick up Ray J's album "All I Feel" which is amazing if I must say myself...but today you can enjoy Ray J sending some love my way (see above) in his very own bloggermercial..can't be mad at it either..real recognize real!

Spring is in the air and so is the buzz around Jay Z and Beyonces nuptials. Sources say the two are officially hitched and it's all going down right here in NY! 195 Hudson St. to be exact. I hope this is no April Fool's joke. The two have been dating for a few years now, the woman deserves nothing more then to be Mrs. Sean Carter. Looks like happy endings still do exist. News like this helps me steer clear of ever becoming cynical and always believing in love <333

Can you make a mistake and miss your fate???

Memorial Day weekend is always a big thing. It's the start of the summer, you're allowed to wear white pants again, winter loves end, while summer flings begin but the best part of Memorial Day weekend this year is the premiere of The Sex and the City movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What woman in their right mind couldn't be happier!!! This new trailer I came across is amazing! I'm in love with this movie already!

No Doubt

We UP UP In Here!!!

YOooo

What's the deal? So little Ms. JTP is on vacation huh??? I guess this would be a good time to break back into her blog!!!! Yup I have once again decoded the password to Jen's Blog to bring you yet another installment of "Blonde Of The Week". When we last left off we were honoring one of my personal favs "Kelly Bundy" aka Christina Applegate. I have it on good authority that indeed Ms. Applegate was born a "Natural Blonde".

Which brings us to week 3. This next lady has had one of the most successful careers an actress can ask for. The character that we're featuring this week was part of a cast that went on to be one of TV's most beloved sitcoms. This week's "Blonde Of The Week" is St.Olaf's (Lol) own "Rose Nylund" of the Golden Girls. The woman who played "Rose" is the world famous Betty White. Betty White,Bea Arthur,Rue McClanahan & Estelle Getty starred in this sitcom which was based on 4 retired woman who all lived together in a Florida community but basically are still trying to "get some"(Hahaha). One of the highlights of the show is would be when "Rose" would bust out one her "St.Olaf" stories. Strangely enough, there was always an example in the story that pointed to whatever one of the girls were dealing with. But Rose's character definitely always challenged the statement,"With age comes wisdom!!!" Check out this classic episode where the girls try to buy condoms,lambskin at that!!!

Until next time...

It's The Cons Fool

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