Not all our favorite celebs were the riegning beauties that bestow themseleves upon us today, check out their school portraits and let me know if you can break down who is who!
wow, i could only tell d.c (cuz i know the old d.c been together from childhood) and angie jolie <---no fair she was always freaking gorgeous!! on a second look i id'd ashanti, mainly because of her eyebrows and that vacant look in her eyes. the other two i had no clue!
i'm ashamed to say at first i thought ashanti was queen latifah, but i was like nawww why would queen latifah look like such a dipstick even if it was only for one day. *hanging head in shame* but i did figure it out b4 i checked the comments
hey no fair jen halle was a beautiful little girl and eva longoria looks like a cute lil latino cheerleader. i'm only seeing 4 or 5 unattractive ducklings...
Destiny's Child Halle Berry Ashanti (still has those horrible ass eyebrows!) Eva Longoria Angelina Jolie (how long has collagen lip injections been around?)
This week I'm dedicating my W.G. tip to all the good boyfriends out there who have the potential to be great ones! This weeks tip is going to help you move right up to that next level. Part of being a really GREAT boyfriend is making your girl feel like nothing else compares to her. And the perfect time to tell her how hot she is,is during critical bedroom moments. It reassures us women during a very vulnerable time and encourages us to get even sexier with you! In case you boys are still confused here's a few examples.
1. When your girl is wearing lingerie. Don't just rip it off!!!!! We pay alot of money for these skimpy little outfits and take hours to pick out what we think will make our man go wild. So pleaseeeeeee appreciate and acknowledge how damn sexy your woman looks! Hearing that you're turned on vs. seeing your star player stand at attention lets us know we've really kicked some ish off!
2.After a new sex move we're left wondering did he like it? Did I do it right?? So reassure your chick that you love experimenting with her, and heck if it didn't go so smoothly atleast joke about it. Haha
3.Being a rockstar in the oral sex department is important to women.So after she pleases you let her know how amazing she was at it, and for goodness sake a little making out before or after wouldn't hurt! We women want to know that you're grateful that we care so much about satisfying you. And what better way to let her know then by kissing her! It means the most!!!!
If these 3 in 1 tips can't help you out there, you're just a loser plain and simple. lol Unitl next week!!! xoxo JTP
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Write me at JenThePenAdvice@Gmail.com for any advice, questions, comments, thoughts, or whatever you may have on your mind. I will do my best to get through all of it, and some of it might end up on the blog :-) -JTP
6 comments:
Destiny's Child
Halle Berry
Ashanti
I have no idea
Angelina Jolie
Destiny's Child
Halle
Ashanti
Eva Longoria
Angelina Jolie
wow, i could only tell d.c (cuz i know the old d.c been together from childhood) and angie jolie <---no fair she was always freaking gorgeous!! on a second look i id'd ashanti, mainly because of her eyebrows and that vacant look in her eyes. the other two i had no clue!
i'm ashamed to say at first i thought ashanti was queen latifah, but i was like nawww why would queen latifah look like such a dipstick even if it was only for one day. *hanging head in shame* but i did figure it out b4 i checked the comments
hey no fair jen halle was a beautiful little girl and eva longoria looks like a cute lil latino cheerleader.
i'm only seeing 4 or 5 unattractive ducklings...
Destiny's Child
Halle Berry
Ashanti (still has those horrible ass eyebrows!)
Eva Longoria
Angelina Jolie (how long has collagen lip injections been around?)
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