The Republican Party has spent $150,000 on dressing up their Vice President Canidate Sarah Palin. 75,000 in Neiman Marcus, 50,000 in Bloomingdales and the list goes on.... I only wish she looked like she was worth 150k......
see this is a fine example of excessive use of the word "hate", how is jen hating when she is just stating the facts, bitch used $150 000 of taxpayers $$ to dress herself and i agree it looks like she got dem outfits at jc pennys, she is just not wearing them well. if she's gonna drop $75 000 at N.M at least utilize the stylist as well.
This week I'm dedicating my W.G. tip to all the good boyfriends out there who have the potential to be great ones! This weeks tip is going to help you move right up to that next level. Part of being a really GREAT boyfriend is making your girl feel like nothing else compares to her. And the perfect time to tell her how hot she is,is during critical bedroom moments. It reassures us women during a very vulnerable time and encourages us to get even sexier with you! In case you boys are still confused here's a few examples.
1. When your girl is wearing lingerie. Don't just rip it off!!!!! We pay alot of money for these skimpy little outfits and take hours to pick out what we think will make our man go wild. So pleaseeeeeee appreciate and acknowledge how damn sexy your woman looks! Hearing that you're turned on vs. seeing your star player stand at attention lets us know we've really kicked some ish off!
2.After a new sex move we're left wondering did he like it? Did I do it right?? So reassure your chick that you love experimenting with her, and heck if it didn't go so smoothly atleast joke about it. Haha
3.Being a rockstar in the oral sex department is important to women.So after she pleases you let her know how amazing she was at it, and for goodness sake a little making out before or after wouldn't hurt! We women want to know that you're grateful that we care so much about satisfying you. And what better way to let her know then by kissing her! It means the most!!!!
If these 3 in 1 tips can't help you out there, you're just a loser plain and simple. lol Unitl next week!!! xoxo JTP
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Sounds like you're hating Jennifer!!!True story!!
see this is a fine example of excessive use of the word "hate", how is jen hating when she is just stating the facts, bitch used $150 000 of taxpayers $$ to dress herself and i agree it looks like she got dem outfits at jc pennys, she is just not wearing them well. if she's gonna drop $75 000 at N.M at least utilize the stylist as well.
*excessive misuse
Is not!!! You really think she spent 150k on a wardrobe?? You ladies are smarter then that hence the hate..WORD!!!
PS..nothing serious ever comes outta my mouth..Love you Jennifer!
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