Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Shit on your face=Clear Skin
Apparently rich people will do ANYTHING if you promise good results. Victoria Beckham and husband David Beckham are keeping their faces clear by smearing nightingale shit across their faces. Last time Vicky visited Japan she was so impressed by the women's clear skin that she discovered it was all possible due to bird shit facials. She did some more investigating and found out that local New York Spas offer the same facials and now she's addicted, not only is she a regular at the salon for these facials but she has her very own nightingale poo cream she uses at home as well..... I'm suggesting you all not clean out your kitty's litter box just yet... you never know what the Japanese will come up with next. Smhhh.