The Assertive Man....

If you take 5 mintues out of your day to do anything, please listen to this, probably the funniest thing I have heard all day...or maybe all week...

This is a phone message from perhaps the douchiest dude in the world. Yet, why does it sound so damn familiar? "The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said 'give me a call.' The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen."