Thursday, August 14, 2008

Nooooooooooooooo

Just when I was on my way to get my 1st *official* invite to a playboy soiree Hef is trying to call it quits!!!

Fox News is reporting.....

“Sad news today. Hollywood is about to lose one of its trademark staples: Parties at the Playboy Mansion. Talk about the end of an era. Of course, some say that era ended the last time Hugh Hefner had an erection (See: Reagan Administration), but let's show a little respect for a man whose dedication to breasts is dwarfed only by that of my own. True story. FOX News reports:

“”After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.

A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: "Who knows what will happen in a year from now?"”


No parties at the Playboy mansion is like America cancelling Christmas!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh no oh no oh no!

Anonymous said...

WHAT KIND OF SLUT WOULD EVER WANT TO PARTAKE IN THIS?

hassle said...

Its a hoax. check thedirty.com

lets hook up jen. what happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto.