5 In A Flash

1) Andy Dick Busted By Cops
Andy Dick has been arrested for sexually molesting a 17 year old girl at a bar in California. Andy walked up to the female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them both down and exposed her breasts. SICK FUCK, I mean I always knew somthing was wrong with him, he just looks 7:30!

2) Chlamydia in London
British health officials are advising that everyone should use a condom with a new partner until both partners have been screened, because the agency published figures showing that the number of sexual diseases diagnosed in Britain rose 6 percent last year. Well clearly its pretty clear than London is burning up!

3) Poor No.....
Yet another side effect of the economic downturn: The usually recession-proof pornography industry has gone limp. Evidence that the Z-rated video biz is in need of some Viagra? Variety magazine reports that DVD porn has declined in sales and rentals between 10 and 30 percent.

4) Hayden Panettiere Debuts Album
"Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere is gearing up for the release of her first album. Her first single is called "Wake Up Call." She says all the songs on the album are very different and diverse. Also in the news, my album will be hitting stores Neveuary 15th, of course I'm kidding, I MEAN DOES EVERYONE NEED AN ALBUM.....geez!

5) L.C. and Audrina Still Friends
Reports began swirling that Audrina had moved out of the L.A. home she shared with Lo Bosworth and Lauren Conrad because of fights between the girls. But Lauren Conrad insists there's no domestic drama. Thank god...lol...new season starts in August!