Friday, July 25, 2008

White Girl Tip of the Week

This here tip is NOT something I have tried but a good friend put me on so it was only right I share it with you all! Here it is, parental discretion is advised:
Before heading downtown on your man DO NOT I repeat DO NOT brush your teeth/use a strong mouthwash (aka Listerine), you'll make his ding dong feel as if it was burning off. Which will probably then lead to emotional and physical distress regarding any future blowjobs you may have to offer. xoxo JTP 

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that all white women think about?

Girl Purp said...

HI HATER!!!

The Nerd At The Cool Table said...

::flavor flav:: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww::flavor flav::

Jen the pen....Can I be ya Delaware Boo?...lmao

Ces said...

Naw man that shit feels good probaly these weak ass niggaz cant handle it but listerine or an altoids mint is that deal !!!

THEORIGINALPUMA said...

Jen who told you that? it's suppose to feel better. I havent experienced mouth wash yet, lol...maybe tooth paste, but they sell special gels or whatever that do similar, make it hot and tingly!

THEORIGINALPUMA said...

btw, I love the pic used for tip of the week. very cute.

BrockOnTop said...

Oh my god. I didnt know this. That really sucks ( no pun intended ), but what am I gonna say " No baby , its okay do me a favor and DONT brush your teeth before we have sex"?

I guess you have to live and learn.

WE SEE YOU said...

lmao at the FIRST comment!!

Anonymous said...

Man........Can u be my girlfriend???? LOL-----Just asking a honest question here!

~Allie. said...

I heard that it was supposed to be better. I don't have a peen son I can't tell you for sure but I have been told that the tingle of altoids or something like that make it that much more exciting.

Anonymous said...

damn jen you know who this issss...its all my faultttt haha i was in barnes & nobles and i stumbled along the sexual section and read that tip that using a shot of brandy or brushing your teeth beforehand does wonders on your partner hahah guess its just the russians that cant hanggggggg lmfaooo!!!